My Favorite Graffiti, Sayings, Highway Signs, etc.

in no particular order

• clock the wallpaper
  
  --On the wall of an apartment building with pink wallpaper
  with space age 1950s black and gray designs in the lobby.
  San Francisco, early 1970s.
  
  
  
• prolixin rules
  
  --On a wall in downtown Madison, WI, early 1980s.
  
  
  
• Stop me before I kill again
  
  (one I heard about and hope it's true)
  --Sign on a fir tree in Washington, D.C. after
  President Reagan said that
  trees cause more air pollution than cars.
  
  
  
• If "you" can think "it,"
  "it" can think "you."
  
  --Mother's Oats Comix #2
  
  
  
• Share and Enjoy
  
  
  
• Dog Is My Co-Pilot
  
  bumpersticker, San Francisco Ca 1999
  
  
  
• 2nd Funniest Joke After the Termite Joke:
  
  - My dog has no nose.
  - How does he smell?
  - Awful.
  
  
  
• I am what I am
  
  --Popeye,
  though sometimes attributed to Descartes
  
  
  
• time time said old king tut
  is something i ain t
  got anything but
  
  -- from archy and mehitabel
  by don marquis
  
  
  
• Cancer: (June 22-July 22)
  the pale morning mist
  reveals your prints on the fat
  dead prostitute's ass
  
  -- from "Haikuscopes," the Onion, Vol 36 No 28, 17-23 August 2000
  
  
  
• If you take the "po" out of potatoes, you get "taters."
  If you take the "to" out of tomatoes, you get "maters."
  What happens if you take the "fuck" out of Wizard of Oz?
  
  --from "Review Study Questions" in Oedipus in Disneyland by Hercules Molloy
  
  
  
• Strike A Poseur!
  
  -- Evan Dorkin's Milk and Cheese
  
  
  
• My hovercraft is full of eels
  
  --Monty Python's Flying Circus
  
  
  
• all yuor base are belong to us
  
  
  
• Tulles of the Patriarchy?
  
  --A caption under a picture in an article
  about ballerinas and feminism in
  the Madison, WI Isthmus.
  
  
  
• Kill everybody now
  
  --Divine, in Pink Flamingoes
  
  
  
• My uncle is sick, but the highway is green
  
  --"43 Man Squamish", Mad magazine, 1960s
  
  
  
• I like my beer cold
  I like my tv loud,
  and I like my homosexuals flaming.
  
  -- Homer Simpson
  
  
  
• My other penis is a vagina
  
  -- bumper sticker on "Family Guy" TV show
  
  
  
• Caveat emptor, baby!
  
  --the father on "Titus" TV show
  
  
  
• OILED UP
  
  --(I like it for no good reason)
  Large spray painted letters
  on a wall in the Fillmore section of
  San Francisco, mid-1970s.
  
  
  
• Spanish Panic vs Time Warp
  
  evolution?
  
  
  
• Q: HOW DO I KNOW WHEN
  AN ANIMAL HAS RIGHTS?
  
  The general rule is as follows:
  IF AN ANIMAL IS RARE, PRETTY, BIG,
  CUTE, FURRY, HUGGABLE, OR
  LOVABLE, THEN IT HAS RIGHTS.
  Examine the following chart:

  RIGHTS --------- cows cute bunnies dolphins in tuna nets whales red squirrels owls harbor seals

  NO RIGHTS --------- cockroaches flies tuna in tuna nets sharks gray squirrels loggers barnacles

  --from an article on political correctness
  that has been floating around the net.

  ps. here's a baby seal/maggot comparison picture

  
  
• I hate global warming
  
  --my father, while reclining on a lawn chair at a barbecue
  
  
  
• For some reason I get St Vitus Dance
  and St Elmo's Fire mixed up.
  
  It does make a good image.
  
  
  
• What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
  
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle speaking to the United Negro College Fund
  
  
  
• You may seek synergy; I seek dominion.
  
  --Zo'or, to Da'an on "Earth: Final Conflict"
  
  
  
• Fish on!
  
  --what you yell at the Port Washington Nuclear Power Plant Hot Water Discharge pier when you got a bite (well, other places, too)
  
  
  
• I have to draw the line at swamis.
  
  --Keith Richards, about the Beatles seeing a guru
  
  
  
• That's what life is -- a sick, relentless biological pulsation in the middle of the universe.
  
  --Tony Schultz
  
  
  
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• OWAH
  TAGU
  SIAM
  
  (say this out loud several times)
  
  
  

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